Have you ever had one of those dreams - you catch the school bus in your PJ's, your teeth are falling out or worse still, you went to school NUDE!!!! How about the dream where you find something horrible in the toilet (no not that), something like A GREEN FROG!!!!!
Dream no longer people - I wasn't actually dreaming. After several times pinching myself, I was awake.
the day started fairly early thanks to Des' birds squarking their little beaks off out the back avery. 6am actually. well it's early for me anyway. So, half dazed, i headed to the loo. I can't imagine what made me do it but i actually looked into the bowl before i sat down. I NEVER do that and still to this minute don't understand why i did. so i looked in and there it was. The biggest Green Frog I've seen since we moved here was half way between the seat and the water. I startled him, and he certainly startled me so he pushed backwards into the water. I quickly slammed the lid shut yelling "THERE'S A FROG IN THE TOILET, A FROG, A FROG". David thought i was going loopy and jsut laughed at me. This is no joking matter, i thought to myself, imagine if he hopped at me while i was quietly sitting pondering.
As for Kirrily, well the No. 2 frog lover in the world, after Bindii Irwin, just thought it was great to have a bonus pet in the toilet.
David put on the plastic surgical looking gloves, grabbed a chinese container and (by this point i still thought i was loopy) went to takle the frog. Scooped him up and carefully took him to safer surroundings.
Photo's you ask. well I would have but i had to duck to the other toilet for that nervous wee. Not every day you find something like that in the toilet.
I wonder what tomorrow brings.............
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